INT. LESLIE’S OFFICE — DAY
LESLIE and TOM are staring at a board filled with names and statistics.
Today is a very special day of the year. Not my favorite day of the year, but definitely in my top ten. My top twenty, for sure. Probably in my top one hundred days of the year. Because today is the day we get to decide Pawnee’s Little League MVP. I never won the Little League MVP award when I was growing up. I won the Lightest Bat award, Smallest Strike Zone, Most Ejections…
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