Todd Akin, Chief of Police

I’ve got a silly piece on The Huffington Post pondering Todd Akin as a police chief:

“OK, everyone, no need to worry. I’m sure the missing child will turn up. We all know that in a legitimate kidnapping, a child’s feet secrete a powerful adhesive that should enable him to stick to virtually any surface, making it impossible to be dragged anywhere.”

Here’s the link.

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