Pardon The Construction

A new piece of mine on Splitsider… Pardon the Construction: Our Plastic Surgery Clinic is Undergoing a Face Lift:

We’ll be pulling the rug as tight as we can, and turning the walls a completely different color than they currently are. We’ll also be injecting some material from the couch cushions into the ceiling, although we’re not entirely sure why. Be warned that this material may drip as it settles. We’ve removed 80% of the papers from our file cabinets and replaced them with expandable silicone inserts. If your medical file has been replaced by a balloon filled with gel, we apologize for the inconvenience.

Here’s the link.

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