My latest at Medium tackles the problem of hackers, from the point of view of someone who has no idea what hackers are.
You may think you’re safe, but you’re probably not. No matter what you’re heating in our microwaves, your food is at risk. These dangerous hackers will go phishing for your steamed fish. Even free-range eggs can be cracked. And unless you truly need Java to run critical system functions, please stop using our microwave ovens to reheat it. It’s never as good as fresh, anyway. We’re just trying to protect you.